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At first, it was a joke. Late-night hosts made cracks about "The Great Expansion." Diet pill stocks plummeted while sweatpants manufacturers saw their value triple. People laughed as they notched new holes in their belts every week. In thirty days, everyone on the planet had gained roughly five and a half pounds. It was manageable. Month 3: The Infrastructure Crisis

The ticker appeared on the morning of June 1st, hovering in the bottom-right corner of everyone’s vision like a digital ghost: . 1 Fat Every Second

The world wasn't built for this. Airplane seats became tight. Subway turnstiles felt narrower. Public health officials realized that by next year, the average adult would weigh an extra 70 pounds. Bridges were inspected for weight tolerances; elevators were derated for fewer passengers. At first, it was a joke

The "Second-Fats" became a global religion. Cults formed, claiming the mass was a gift from a heavy god. Scientists worked frantically to reverse the atmospheric bonding, but the fat was "true"—it had its own blood supply and nervous system. It was part of us. Year 1: The Heavy Earth In thirty days, everyone on the planet had

The "Fat" didn't come from food. It was atmospheric, a biological glitch in the air we breathed. Every sixty seconds, exactly sixty grams of dense, subcutaneous adipose tissue would manifest on every human body on Earth. One gram, every second. Month 1: The Novelty

By noon, the world realized it wasn’t a countdown. It was a tally.

By August, the laughter stopped. The average person had gained nearly 18 pounds of pure mass.