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For fifteen years, the two palm trees—officially named Asset_01 and Asset_02—hadn't moved an inch. They were trapped in a permanent state of 72 DPI bliss. Their job was simple: provide a "relaxing atmosphere" for a guy named Greg while he balanced spreadsheets and ignored emails.

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He moved the cursor one last time, right between the two palm trees, as if he were virtually tapping the screen goodbye. For fifteen years, the two palm trees—officially named