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I just want to make that clear before we start. Because I don't want to get sued." ⭐ Why It Works as an Audition Piece

from the acclaimed off-Broadway comedy Buyer & Cellar is the ultimate "solid piece" to use for an audition or performance.

It showcases your ability to break the fourth wall and command the room naturally.

To read the play in its entirety or license it, you can view the official script listed at Concord Theatricals or preview the published book through Google Books .

In Jonathan Tolins' brilliant one-man show, Alex—a struggling, out-of-work actor who was just fired from Disneyland—takes a bizarre job curating the fictionalized underground shopping mall in Malibu basement. 🎭 The Monologue (Selection)

The script explicitly requires the actor to speak directly to the audience, drop character entirely, and address them with charm and conversational wit.

The humor relies heavily on a dry, self-aware delivery rather than over-the-top punchlines.