Dick In The Butty [ 2026 ]

"Right then, Barnaby," Dick boomed, hovering over the bench. "That’s a fine-looking specimen you’ve got there."

Barnaby gripped his sandwich tighter. "It’s my lunch, Dick. Go get your own from the bakery." dick in the butty

"Bakery’s closed," Dick lied effortlessly. "Power’s out. Only thing left in the village is what’s already between two slices of bread. And that butty looks like it could feed a small crew." "Right then, Barnaby," Dick boomed, hovering over the bench

"There," Barnaby said. "A piece of the butty for Dick. Now, will you let a man eat in peace?" " Dick boomed