Ep_s01e07_-_message_to_the_emperor May 2026

: The Emperor is utterly bewildered and mortified, asking if he is on drugs. He promptly orders them to go out and actually do something useful for the Imperium rather than standing around posing. рџ“њ The Real-World Lore Tie-In

: The trio consists of Karstodes , Custodisi , and Wamuudes (parodies of the "Pillar Men" from JoJo ). Ep_s01e07_-_Message_to_the_Emperor

: To the booming tune of "Awaken" from the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure , three hyper-masculine, oiled-up Custodes strut into the throne room. : The Emperor is utterly bewildered and mortified,

refers to the highly popular, satirical fan-made web animation series If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device (commonly known as "TTS"), created by Bruva Alfabusa. : To the booming tune of "Awaken" from

The exact video referenced is , which is more famously titled by the community and its wiki as "Episode 7: Fabulous Custodes" . рџЋ­ Episode Overview