Nada Suspeitos May 2026

(To her phone)"Hey guys! Today’s look is ‘Wrongly Accused Chic.’ Use code NOT-GUILTY for 10% off these leggings. Also, pray for Jorginho’s soul, even though he stole my life savings. #Blessed #WidowVibes." BETE Thyellen, put the phone down! We are suspects!

(Gasping)Look! Jorginho’s cat is eating the evidence! Nada Suspeitos

Technically , I can’t be a suspect. My family founded this town. We don’t kill people, we just make them disappear legally through zoning laws. (To her phone)"Hey guys