Leo uninstalled the file, deleted his browser history, and walked straight to the local music store as soon as they opened. He bought the game officially on Steam, tipped the clerk for no reason, and never, ever clicked on a "Free Download" link again. Because every time he hears a brass band in the distance, his left arm still starts to twitch.
Leo froze. He looked at the screen. His score was currently "Pathotic." Honk-honk. Trombone Champ Free Download (v1.07)
He tried to close the window, but the "X" button scurried away from his mouse like a frightened beetle. Suddenly, a text box appeared: Leo uninstalled the file, deleted his browser history,