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: Arrive at 7:00 AM to claim a sunbed with a towel, even if you don't plan to show up until noon. (A classic move, though highly debated).

: Applying SPF 50 while your mother reminds you for the tenth time that you missed a spot on your left shoulder. wakacyjne_pierdolenie_twojej_starej_na_basenie

If you are looking for for a specific destination or advice on the best pools/resorts for a summer getaway, let me know where you're headed! : Arrive at 7:00 AM to claim a

To be honest, that specific title sounds like a meme, a joke, or perhaps a very niche (and colorful) piece of internet folklore rather than an official travel guide. If you are looking for for a specific

: The inevitable discussion about whether the poolside bar prices are "robbery" followed by the purchase of an overpriced ice cream anyway.